Roy Mustang

[The clicking of puppy claws and a dog sniffing at the Forge, followed by a little huff of breath and the jingling of a collar... and from somewhere else in the room, this can be heard:]

Snap snap snap your fingers.
I'm the Flame Alchemist.
I'm the man who will become the Führer.
My dream is to have a miniskirt harem.
I'm in Anatole today in front of the mirror again...
Practicing a snapping pose.
I'll light a fire in your heart!
My heart's also burning fiercely!
My firepower today is amazing!

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[[ooc: for anybody who seriously wants to know what that sounds like, here you go.]]

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