Oh. Well that's just lovely. [Yeah, this is not what he was expecting when he woke up that morning.

He takes a deep breath and mentally files all of the tidbits away for later reference.]

Alright... Others have given me a brief overview on other aspects of this place, but there's one that I'm still not entirely clear on, and I trust you not to give a stupid answer. [Because the idea of walking into an unoccupied room and proclaiming it as one's own is still a little foreign to him] How does one go about finding suitable lodgings?